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Extreme Emo Extreme Emo

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I dunno man.

Emo kids are suburbanites who listen to taking back sunday and wear expensive shoes from journeys. I mean since 2003 anyway. They don't have the will, the sack, or the desire to kill themselves. Any of the legit post-hardcore original emo kids I've met are generally not very depressed. But the flash wasn't bad. Just too much of a surface scratch to be funny.



My First Flash My First Flash

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I could have given it a higher score.

Hey man, I know flash is tricky. I can't work with it worth shit. If this was a full movie I would have certainly voted to protect it, but I gotta admit I voted zero just because so many videos get posted on this site every day, and I don't think anybody would actually really want to watch this one because it's thirty seconds long and it doesn't go anywhere. With that said, I think you'll be able to accomplish something worth watching. it looked good- the art was pretty good, the sound fit, and the animation was okay. Keep it up.



Reginalds New Pet Reginalds New Pet

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good.

that was pretty enjoyable. i liked the pictures a lot. the pace was a little slow, i think, and there were typos, but overall, it was a lot better than most of the stuff I see on a regular basis here, fresh-into-the-portal-wise. Boom.


Gerkinman responds:

Haha, thanks, Spellings never been something im good at sadly.

Recent Game Reviews


Heroin Hero Heroin Hero

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Very timely.

I just watched the episode about ten minutes ago. Good job recreating heroin hero. I'm more into caffeine and nicotine, though. Stuff that'll kill you slower.



Geoffreys Quest Geoffreys Quest

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Reminds me of something...

I think the thing I liked best about this game is that it reminds me a lot of the games I played on newgrounds when I was a freshman in highschool, like eight years ago. I'm not being sarcastic at all. It was nostalgic, fun, and basic-flash-game-tricky enough to be both compelling and frustrating. Really not visually impressive, but you made it a year ago, right? And everybody gets better at this stuff, it seems. And I'm sure it's tricky. Hell, I tried to learn flash, but I was way too lazy, so you're not going to hear any complaining from me. good stuff.


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Laser Bunny Laser Bunny

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I kind of liked this

I really liked the bunny, somehow. I think it was because he was brave enough to be moderately three-dimensional in a world of two-dimensional aliens. There were a couple glitches. Oh- if those ovals on the ground are supposed to be holes that laser bunny can fall into and die, they don't work. If they're just darker patches of grass that are not harmful to sweet little laser bunny, than they are working just fine. Just fine.


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jcbbjjttt responds:

Thanks for taking the time to play and review my game :-D

The patches are actually supposed to be shadows from the clouds... I guess they need some work :-P

Let me know if there are any other glithces.

I found 2 and have already fixed them.
At first you couldn't replay the game now you can. It also resets the score now also.