OfficerHairdo's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Heroin Hero]

Very timely.

I just watched the episode about ten minutes ago. Good job recreating heroin hero. I'm more into caffeine and nicotine, though. Stuff that'll kill you slower.

[Geoffreys Quest]

Reminds me of something...

I think the thing I liked best about this game is that it reminds me a lot of the games I played on newgrounds when I was a freshman in highschool, like eight years ago. I'm not being sarcastic at all. It was nostalgic, fun, and basic-flash-game-tricky enough to be both compelling and frustrating. Really not visually impressive, but you made it a year ago, right? And everybody gets better at this stuff, it seems. And I'm sure it's tricky. Hell, I tried to learn flash, but I was way too lazy, so you're not going to hear any complaining from me. good stuff.

[Laser Bunny]

I kind of liked this

I really liked the bunny, somehow. I think it was because he was brave enough to be moderately three-dimensional in a world of two-dimensional aliens. There were a couple glitches. Oh- if those ovals on the ground are supposed to be holes that laser bunny can fall into and die, they don't work. If they're just darker patches of grass that are not harmful to sweet little laser bunny, than they are working just fine. Just fine.

jcbbjjttt responds:

Thanks for taking the time to play and review my game :-D

The patches are actually supposed to be shadows from the clouds... I guess they need some work :-P

Let me know if there are any other glithces.

I found 2 and have already fixed them.
At first you couldn't replay the game now you can. It also resets the score now also.

[Catch! D2]

Incredible.

I thought I'd leave this a good review, because the game was fun (warioware style) and hilarious, and the guy before me left a bad review because he's fourteen and he joined this site yesterday. Probably by accident.
Great game, can't wait for the full thing.

[Kill the Kitty]

Well,

i dunno. I liked it kinda, but my real gripe here is that newgrounds divides all submissions into two categories: movies and games. I think they should have a new category for things with like four choices and videos for each. They should call it... uhhh... "Interactive Fiction." Your game should be in the "Interactive fiction category- it's part movie part game. Come on Newgrounds. We need a new category.
Good work on the flash by the way. Just, uhh, try to do something new next time. I should start saying that in all my reviews.

Try to make a movie about eggs and three houses and a talking jewish bear action figure.

Okay. Now I know that I'm really tired.
don't even read this review.

[Classic Zork Trilogy]

Whoa

I didn't even play this, but I am amazed by your dilligence. I hope this makes it to the Games page for all the people who love text adventures.
High-five.

[Final Fantasy Sound Board]

Oops!

I cannot give this a good review with a clear conscience. It was fairly pointless. The only reason I would use an internet soundboard is to perform prank calls (like Ahnold's soundboards ["Good mohning! How ahh you? You sahn of ah bitch!]) and there is no way I could do prank calls with this one. The sound wasn't very good either, and that's all you had going for you.

Sorry pal, better luck next time.

[Something About Peach(1)]

Ha ha ha! That strikes me funny!

Seriously! Where do you get your ideas, man? You're so original!
A. Mario!
B. Sex!

I can't belive that you haven't won any portal awards for this yet!
TURD OF THE WEEK!

Seriously, dude. You're not too bad at flash but your movie was about as interesting and funny as looking at a picture of a puma.

"Don't be decieved by my age. I am very mature."
Says the boy that made a Mario-Sex flash. It's not even as funny as the other ones. (Which are not very funny.)

Don't eight-graders have tter stuff to do, like algebra?

[Ghetto Overlord - H.H.]

Pimpin'

Good work on this. It's always funny when urban culture and violence meets flash animation. Especially when it involves homeless people and a mexican gang. Unfortunately, that's only how far I made it. The rewind feature is cool, but you should just make the game go back to the latest choice when you screw up.

[!Quick Draw!]

I am the FASTEST IN THE WEST

Good game. Pretty fun, entertaining, not long enough to get old or impossible.
Mostly I just like it because I am the FASTEST IN THE WEST. And your game gave me that title.
I'm going to go shoot some people now.

KentuckyJones responds:

Ah, I see were the cowboy comes from now. I'm pleased to see that my game has influenced you in some way (though going out to shoot people isn't particulary a good thing!)
Glad you liked!