OfficerHairdo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NOODLES: The making of]

Not real hot.

I know how to make noodles already. Sorry. Teach me how to make swords or a buidling. I want to make a building. I want to make a building out of swords.
Better luck next time.

[Rand0m DeaTh]

Did I like it?

I'm not sure if I liked it. But nonetheless it was very good. I think I just have a problem with the white stripes. They're ugly. Eww.

[Spanky and sping-Legs rok]

Somehow this was pretty good.

This is much better than "things that piss me off," an old entry by some douchebag who sucks at everything. I bring up this flash video because I can't think of any other good compliments right now. EVERYBODY GO WATCH "THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF." Give it a zero. Maybe it's been blammed by now.

[Meet Dustin]

Great Flash!

This was really entertaining. It had good sound, good animation, and good humor. I'd like to see a longer movie sometime soon. You get a....

FIVE.

Alright. Keep up the good work.
(The best part was the cookies.)

[Tony Hawk's Pro Dying]

What was even funnier than the movie?

The song. The song was what makes the movie complete. I would have given you a 2 if it weren't for the song. But here comes a big fat 5!
Also, the name "Tony Hawk's Pro Dying" is really good too.

[Brick Or Treat]

Great job

I only have one gripe about your movie. The purple clock is a freaking douchebag. He shouldn't have won. Anybody who gives apples on halloween deserves to get their window smashed.

But it was a great movie. Good animation, art, comedy, a little violence thrown in there, entertaining.

Keep up the good work.

[Booyaka Twinz Ep.1]

OMG! ROTFLMAO! LOL! lololololol! :)

I thought that might make you feel better about your stupid crap.
Seriously, that was pretty bad. I mean, the Booyaka Twinz? I thought that it was gonna be something really hilarious if the author could pull off a name like that, but I was wrong.

Oh, and guess what? Neither of the Booyaka Twinz are the kind of people who are "gangsta" enough to have a rap song at the end of their video.

Oh- and by the way- if your movies are going to be super tiny and short, DO NOT PUT A STUPID RAP SONG AT THE END OF YOUR MOVIE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
SCREW THE BOOYAKA TWINS.

kaaaaaaaaa-BLAM!

[Rated TV-MA]

Good job

Good movie. It made me laugh, and that's the most important thing in any submission at newgrounds.
Keep it up.
You got a 5 from me.

[Mr. Nurt]

Sorry, Charlie

You know what? I don't really CARE what happens to Mister Nurt. You know why? You broke several rules of the game.

A. You did not give me enough time for me to even start caring about what happens to Mister Nurt... "OOOOOOH! The door just closed! What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen.... It's over? Mr. Nurt can bite me!"

B. Your movie, despite being about 30 seconds long and almost devoid of events, forgot to include one of the three important factors in a newgrounds submission.... INTERACTIVITY, VIOLENCE, and HUMOR! You got the drawing and animation and sound all right, but you could've drawn a talking shoe, and it would've had the same effect, except it would've been funnier, which would get your movie better ratings.

Make sure to add something good next time; you have potential, but you're not hitting it at all.

Good luck.

[Jack Teh Zombie]

Well, maybe next time

First, what was good.
The sound was funny. That's about it.

Here are some tips you could take to heart about movies.
A. "teh" isn't a word. If you're going to use it, make sure your flash is really fun, or is at least totally random.
B.Don't worry about bad animation, but make a funny or interesting movie if your animation isn't too good. I'm not a very good artist at all, but I know that I'd rather watch a poorly animated hilarious movie than a beutifully animated movie about something stupid.