OfficerHairdo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jim, the cow and the rake]

Not bad.

I don't think this'll get blammed dude. So good job there. You're right, this isn't front page stuff, but just think about this: Next time you make a movie, there'll be a little bar at the bottom of the screen saying, "Other submissions by Lee Booyet." You'll be so proud to be a multi-movie author. And hey, you're only 13, so I'm sure you'll be awesome at this in a few years.
Keep it up.

Wertypo responds:

Thanks, and I was actually 11 at the time I made this.

[Pro-War Rally]

Pretty good.

I realize that most of the reviews of this movie are real long and well-worded, but I just wanted tosay that as a Bush supporter, or at very least a conservative, I appreciate this movie. I probably don't agree with many of your political views, but I like your method of presentation. I can't stand Michael Moore. All he does is preach half-thruths as fact, but your movie makes only claims from what is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Keep up the good work.

NewEvolution responds:

Thanks, I appreciate an open mind from the opposite side. Without people like you, us commies have no way to refine our viewpoints ;)

I happen to like Michael Moore, but mainly because he gives the right a taste of their own medicine. In that case, he's one filmmaker against all of Fox "News" and their ilk. I think it's a fair touché.

As for your half brain comment, that's what I feel about my work too. But judging from the current sociopolitical climate and the responses from the average "man on the street," it would appear that a surprising number of Americans are operating with less than half a brain...

[Raindrops on my cheese]

Good stuff.

It's not a particularly good movie, except for the singing. I enjoy it when the author of a flash makes his own music to fit the movie. PEOPLE HERE NEED TO QUIT PUTTING STUPID GODSMACK SONGS IN THEIR MOVIES!
Great work, dude.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I dont think you like Godsmack.

:D

[To Floor A Ninja]

Cool. Fairly.

Cute ones always get me. That's why your score is high. I think.

Madelief responds:

I think so too.
Beware of the cuteness!!

[Console allstars ep1 (KF)]

Nope.

One of the biggest problems with your movie was plot. I don't care how bad the animation in a movie is, as long as the plot keeps me interested. Yours blew. I'm going to give you a bit of a break because I looked at your profile and
A. You're 15
B. You enjoy rap music
C. Two of your favorite movies are the Fast and the Furious movies.

But seriously. Your animation's all right, your spelling, punctuation, plot, and sense of humor need a lot of work.

By the way, you don't need to make it clear a hundred times that Tails is going out with Amy. I figured it out the first four times he said it within five seconds of one another.

Better luck next time.

Yoshiking2 responds:

well i understand what you mean and unlike other reviews I'm not gonna barge at you with comments although i will say this...........
At least give me a break for 1st try

[FCS presents: Friendship]

What a cute children's story.

Except you suck at spelling.
Also, you gotta understand that marijuana use isn't the most hilarious thing since sliced bread. I mean, here at ng, it's about as overused as bad metallica songs at the end of submissions where the main character is a "bad ass pissed-off guy who kills people."
Next time, try a funnier subject for a bad children's like prostitutes or chewing tobacco.

FatCatScandal responds:

Yeah i kinda gave up the whole childrens story Idea.. I may get back to that one day.

And yeah I suck at spelling, but then i am Dyslexic so what can ya do?

Thanks for the 0... i have seen alot worse score alot better.. like memories of optimous prime 1 2 and 3....

[When Indians OD]

Yeah... Not really.

It would probably be a good idea to make your animation funny or at least excessivly violent if it's going to have bad animation and an obnoxious song.
Other than that, good try. I bet you were up past midnight doing this one.

slugger404 responds:

Yeah, it only took me three minutes from 11:59 to 12:02.