OfficerHairdo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Reginalds New Pet]

Pretty good.

that was pretty enjoyable. i liked the pictures a lot. the pace was a little slow, i think, and there were typos, but overall, it was a lot better than most of the stuff I see on a regular basis here, fresh-into-the-portal-wise. Boom.

Gerkinman responds:

Haha, thanks, Spellings never been something im good at sadly.

[TMBG hidden message]

All right!

I didn't know that many more people knew about this. Thanks for making it public. Booyah.

Amish-Tech responds:

the first and best review so far! im glad some else here is a tmbg fan and knows what im talking about.

[Anyone can be beaten]

Here's the reason for the zero.

I only gave it a zero because the bunny is the ENERGIZER mascot. Not Duracel.

Bodie responds:

what the hell, it IS the duracell bunny you idiot... the energiser mascot is that strange battery man... think before you review next time.

[Supersonication]

Well,

It wasn't bad, but if you "couldn't be bothered" to fix the problems and couldn't come up with a decent ending because you were too lazy, why waste anyone's time with the huge file size? Though, it wasn't too bad.

Outlaw responds:

I apologise for the big file size but if I lowered the qualitie of the music the flash looked horrible...

[The Kerry Campaign]

Well,

I guess the movie wasn't bad, and I appreciate your opinion.
unfortunately, it seems that young liberals will not respect the opinions of conservatives, but instead, call us names and mock our candidates.
However- I spent seven hours today trying to help win Iowa for Bush, and it looks like we're gonna get that state on top of the others.
Red: 2, Blue: 0.
Where did those extra three million people come from?

ShadowInsignia responds:

Your stupidity interprets the stupidity of politicians and all other people who like politics. You're so blinded by the movie, you couldn't read the author's comments. Its not my opinion you fuckface, and I'm not a liberal, nor a conservative, im neutral, Cause I don't give a fuck if things change or not. One last time, it was a history project, I didn't write the script, I just animated, because that was my job as one of four members of the group. I was assigned to make Kerry look good, and display his issues on gun control. Read my bible, I giveth no fucketh.

[Eleanor Rigby]

This is unacceptable.

Thank you so much. Now, every time I hear the song, I'm going to have to get a mental image of you stupid crap. Not that you're bad at flash. You're pretty good. But this video blows balls.

One other thing. "darning your socks" is not "pulling up your socks." Shit.

Kolibiri responds:

Glad it's going to stick with you forever.

[Old Zackus Tale: Chapter1]

Pretty good.

Considering your age, I think this is excellent. Most 13 year old animators get blammed right away. Keep working on this project, or if you've got a better one up your sleeve....

mazzy responds:

Thanks Man

[Politician Competition]

Goodness.

I think your flash could be one of the reasons that some dumbass ripped the Bush bumper sticker off my best friend's car and scratched "fuck you" into his bumper with a sharp object.

Please, if you're a conservative, don't go down to the level of all the young liberals out there who really don't care anything about politics other than that they hate Bush because Michael Moore and Saddle Creek records told them to.

(Liberals, I'm not saying that all of you don't care about the issues, but you ought to know that many of you are doing much stupider things than you could even imagine.)

Don't make another flash like this. It makes ME want to vote for Kerry. Of course, he'd be a way better president than you. Or me.

InfamousD responds:

I understand that there are moe liberals and people aren't a big fan of the man upstairs on this site, but that doesn't give the license for us to keep our free speeches to ourselves.

The more suckers [like yourself] motivate me to not make another one like this, would make me wanna do it again and submit another one moe.

PS

Bush may not be the best president, but we sure as fudge don't need another liberal wacko to be our President since Mr. I didn't have an affair with that lady - lol.

[The Fall of Gandalf 2]

Wow

The first one passed? Okay, I was wrong about the blam point. I admitted that I suck. I gotta be honest, I voted 0 for this one too, but since you totally schooled me with the first one, I guess I'll come back and vote 5 tomorrow, just so my vote doesn't count becaue I don't count.
I'm so stupid.

turkeyindisguise responds:

Naw its cool. Sorry I took...lets see...three months to respond but there you go. We're both stupid, let's leave it at that.

[The Fall of Gandalf]

Thank you.

I really appreciate the easy blam point I'm going to earn for this submission. I don't think I'll be leveling up for about another 75 days, so the blam point will be really nice. It'll look good on my pretty shabby profile. I suck.

turkeyindisguise responds:

LoL. Seems you have been wrong again. I'm quite sorry to inform you that it passed, which leaves you with no blam point from this submission. Too bad! Try to be better at voting next time, you may get a rank as high as ours.

"It'll look good on my pretty shabby profile. I suck."

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