OfficerHairdo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Comfort Eagle MV]

Fix the buzzing.

Some people drink pepsi, some people drink coke, the wacky newgrounds user says your video's a joke. (Buzzzz!)

[Fuzzy Math]

Funny, but not at all true.

This flash was really good, but...

over the last thirteen months, we've had positive economic growth; in fact- it's been the best growth in the last twenty years.

Great picture of Condi Rice. She looks super fabulous.

[Dad's Home]

Great!

Dad is so cool. I'll bet he hates his job, and is really good at telling jokes.

[Galactic Debate 2004]

Wow.

That was great. It's funny even without the star wars stuff (although it's a very good touch.)

What's with all the reviews? Everybody's just ripping on the candidates they don't like. And most of it isn't true. I hate that about politics.

And seriously, CapnJack, (a cute little 16 year old who I seriously doubt is checking back to see if anyone commented on his review,) do you really think that
A: Bush who was (yes, LEGITIMATELY) elected to the highest public office someone can hold is, in fact, borderline retarded?
B: You cannot be intellegent whatsoever and support Bush?

I can't wait until you can vote.

I'll admit it, I am a conservative. But I think this election has seriously gotten out of hand due to people like CapnJack who don't care about issues as much as they care about being a dick to people with opposing political views.

We live in a country where people are allowed to have opposing views and not go to civil war over them. If Kerry's elcted President I will be perfectly happy knowing that the majority of my country is happy.

If you don't have anything new to say about either candidate, don't just say "FUCK (BUSH\KERRY)" In capital letters. Learn about what's going on.

Oh, shit. Sorry about that everybody.
Good flash.
Vote for WHOEVER YOU WANT TO.

[The Fall of Gandalf]

Thank you.

I really appreciate the easy blam point I'm going to earn for this submission. I don't think I'll be leveling up for about another 75 days, so the blam point will be really nice. It'll look good on my pretty shabby profile. I suck.

turkeyindisguise responds:

LoL. Seems you have been wrong again. I'm quite sorry to inform you that it passed, which leaves you with no blam point from this submission. Too bad! Try to be better at voting next time, you may get a rank as high as ours.

"It'll look good on my pretty shabby profile. I suck."

-no comment-

[John Kerry in Vietnam]

Not funny, or even remotely credible.

I am a staunch Bush supporter. I think Kerry is a terrible candidate. However, it does not make sense to make an anti-Kerry movie filled with fiction or half-truths. That's what Michael Moore is making millions of dollars doing, and he's a cunt.
I like the idea of a anti-Kerry movie, because it sucks being one of the very very few young republicans in America, but please don't stoop to the level of the liberal propaganda and make stuff up.

By the way, the music was great. I was hoping those songs would be in there.

I'm sorry I didn't like your movie. I do like your cause.
Good luck with movies to come.