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Fix the buzzing.

Some people drink pepsi, some people drink coke, the wacky newgrounds user says your video's a joke. (Buzzzz!)

Funny, but not at all true.

This flash was really good, but...

over the last thirteen months, we've had positive economic growth; in fact- it's been the best growth in the last twenty years.

Great picture of Condi Rice. She looks super fabulous.

Great!

Dad is so cool. I'll bet he hates his job, and is really good at telling jokes.

Goodness.

I think your flash could be one of the reasons that some dumbass ripped the Bush bumper sticker off my best friend's car and scratched "fuck you" into his bumper with a sharp object.

Please, if you're a conservative, don't go down to the level of all the young liberals out there who really don't care anything about politics other than that they hate Bush because Michael Moore and Saddle Creek records told them to.

(Liberals, I'm not saying that all of you don't care about the issues, but you ought to know that many of you are doing much stupider things than you could even imagine.)

Don't make another flash like this. It makes ME want to vote for Kerry. Of course, he'd be a way better president than you. Or me.

InfamousD responds:

I understand that there are moe liberals and people aren't a big fan of the man upstairs on this site, but that doesn't give the license for us to keep our free speeches to ourselves.

The more suckers [like yourself] motivate me to not make another one like this, would make me wanna do it again and submit another one moe.

PS

Bush may not be the best president, but we sure as fudge don't need another liberal wacko to be our President since Mr. I didn't have an affair with that lady - lol.

Wow.

That was great. It's funny even without the star wars stuff (although it's a very good touch.)

What's with all the reviews? Everybody's just ripping on the candidates they don't like. And most of it isn't true. I hate that about politics.

And seriously, CapnJack, (a cute little 16 year old who I seriously doubt is checking back to see if anyone commented on his review,) do you really think that
A: Bush who was (yes, LEGITIMATELY) elected to the highest public office someone can hold is, in fact, borderline retarded?
B: You cannot be intellegent whatsoever and support Bush?

I can't wait until you can vote.

I'll admit it, I am a conservative. But I think this election has seriously gotten out of hand due to people like CapnJack who don't care about issues as much as they care about being a dick to people with opposing political views.

We live in a country where people are allowed to have opposing views and not go to civil war over them. If Kerry's elcted President I will be perfectly happy knowing that the majority of my country is happy.

If you don't have anything new to say about either candidate, don't just say "FUCK (BUSH\KERRY)" In capital letters. Learn about what's going on.

Oh, shit. Sorry about that everybody.
Good flash.
Vote for WHOEVER YOU WANT TO.

Wow

The first one passed? Okay, I was wrong about the blam point. I admitted that I suck. I gotta be honest, I voted 0 for this one too, but since you totally schooled me with the first one, I guess I'll come back and vote 5 tomorrow, just so my vote doesn't count becaue I don't count.
I'm so stupid.

turkeyindisguise responds:

Naw its cool. Sorry I took...lets see...three months to respond but there you go. We're both stupid, let's leave it at that.

Thank you.

I really appreciate the easy blam point I'm going to earn for this submission. I don't think I'll be leveling up for about another 75 days, so the blam point will be really nice. It'll look good on my pretty shabby profile. I suck.

turkeyindisguise responds:

LoL. Seems you have been wrong again. I'm quite sorry to inform you that it passed, which leaves you with no blam point from this submission. Too bad! Try to be better at voting next time, you may get a rank as high as ours.

"It'll look good on my pretty shabby profile. I suck."

-no comment-

That's not bad.

I gotta admit, I'm not a big fan of Slipknot, but hey, you probably don't like the music I listen to either.
I thought the graphics and animation were pretty good, even if they were repetitve.

Oh- funny story- a few years back, when I was in high school and "Iowa" came out- (Me and Slipknot are from the same state, so we go way back, obviously. Okay, so I don't really know anything about them-) anyway; I got a copy of it for free on vinyl and it came with this huge poster. I took it into my history class and egged my teacher on into punching through the poster. I couldn't get him to wear the slipknot mask I made for him, though. Lame.

Anyway, pretty good.

Pretty good

Usually, any movie titled "(blank) and (blank): Pilot Epidsode" sucks balls. I liked this a lot. especially the phrase, "smoke break." Three of us that live in my apartment smoke like fiends, and we always go outside together to smoke at very random times when nothing else is going on, so I guess it's funny because it's true.
God I hate the phrase "it's funny because it's true."

Good job.

Not funny, or even remotely credible.

I am a staunch Bush supporter. I think Kerry is a terrible candidate. However, it does not make sense to make an anti-Kerry movie filled with fiction or half-truths. That's what Michael Moore is making millions of dollars doing, and he's a cunt.
I like the idea of a anti-Kerry movie, because it sucks being one of the very very few young republicans in America, but please don't stoop to the level of the liberal propaganda and make stuff up.

By the way, the music was great. I was hoping those songs would be in there.

I'm sorry I didn't like your movie. I do like your cause.
Good luck with movies to come.

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