OfficerHairdo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FCS presents: Friendship]

What a cute children's story.

Except you suck at spelling.
Also, you gotta understand that marijuana use isn't the most hilarious thing since sliced bread. I mean, here at ng, it's about as overused as bad metallica songs at the end of submissions where the main character is a "bad ass pissed-off guy who kills people."
Next time, try a funnier subject for a bad children's like prostitutes or chewing tobacco.

FatCatScandal responds:

Yeah i kinda gave up the whole childrens story Idea.. I may get back to that one day.

And yeah I suck at spelling, but then i am Dyslexic so what can ya do?

Thanks for the 0... i have seen alot worse score alot better.. like memories of optimous prime 1 2 and 3....

["japan in a can"]

That was awesome

That's the kind of flash I like.
Original idea, good stereotypical Japanese English (respect your thirst.)

Great.

[Bedtime stories 1 Update]

I hope it was supposed to be funny.

This was hilarious. I mean if you were trying to make this goofy. If it was supposed to be creepy or suspenceful, then I'm sorry. I'll have to disacknowledge any rumors that I've ever even seen this movie. But you got a 5 from me either way.

[Casalvania meets SH]

Whoops

I accidentally gave this a 4. I was voting on seomthing else, but I had your page open. i meant to give you a 2. This is because of two things. First, Rick is barefoot, which means that you had him stand in his own piss. A man that would do that is not the man that I'm rooting for in a movie.
Second, I can't stand it when people put loud, hard rock-style music in the end of their flash videos. No Godsmack, no Metallica, but A-ha is okay. It would have been much better if Rick had left to the song "Take on me." See? Then, your submission would have been hilarious, and I would have given it a five.
Better luck next time. And hopefully no hard feelings. I gave you a 4, didn't I?

[Super Ghettio World!]

Good job

Great movie, but one tip-
If you make another ghetto movie, make sure to use more words like "crunked" and "spliff" and "dog." Ghetto words are fun. Very fun.

[The Possessed Girl Scout]

Pretty good

Thanks for the tip, man. I'll never mess with a girl scout now. I mean, I hadn't been planning on it, either, but you get my drift, I'm sure.

[When Indians OD]

Yeah... Not really.

It would probably be a good idea to make your animation funny or at least excessivly violent if it's going to have bad animation and an obnoxious song.
Other than that, good try. I bet you were up past midnight doing this one.

slugger404 responds:

Yeah, it only took me three minutes from 11:59 to 12:02.