OfficerHairdo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Waterman" Ep. VI]

Pretty good.

I've really liked each episode of Waterman, and I think this one is great. I know everybody's always saying you ripped off Family Guy, and I'm not here to say that, but the whole "syringed" part was very teen girl squad from homestar runner. I doesn't really bug me, but Strong Bad might come try to beat you up. (But by the by, everyone knows he's pretty weak under all that talk. Or is he?)

Other than that, great.

[Random Short]

I'm not sure why I liked this.

Nevertheless, I did like it. I think it was half because the "play" button turning into a gun was kinda neat, and half because right before the guy got hit in the nuts, I was thinking, "I hope he gets hit in the nuts."
Booyah.

[Pokémon: Unseen Episode]

Not bad.

It was pretty good, but it's kinda hard to tell what they're saying, if there's any way you could clear up the sound. Also, it's really short, which shouldn't matter much but from the title "unseen 'EPISODE,'" I assumed it was gonna be longer. Anyway, good luck in all your future business endeavors, and that girl who lives down the street would probably like to go out on a date with you if you asked confidently and politely.

["Pepsi vs. Coke"]

I think young.

I drink Pepsi. I appreciate your movie because I drink Pepsi. Even the name is snappier. Man, Coke is for babies.

[Pro-War Rally]

Pretty good.

I realize that most of the reviews of this movie are real long and well-worded, but I just wanted tosay that as a Bush supporter, or at very least a conservative, I appreciate this movie. I probably don't agree with many of your political views, but I like your method of presentation. I can't stand Michael Moore. All he does is preach half-thruths as fact, but your movie makes only claims from what is obvious to anyone with half a brain. Keep up the good work.

NewEvolution responds:

Thanks, I appreciate an open mind from the opposite side. Without people like you, us commies have no way to refine our viewpoints ;)

I happen to like Michael Moore, but mainly because he gives the right a taste of their own medicine. In that case, he's one filmmaker against all of Fox "News" and their ilk. I think it's a fair touché.

As for your half brain comment, that's what I feel about my work too. But judging from the current sociopolitical climate and the responses from the average "man on the street," it would appear that a surprising number of Americans are operating with less than half a brain...

[Stoney At The Store]

Math time!

Short Movie x Not funny + Drug References = 0

It was about ten seconds long, there were no visible or audible jokes to speak of, and marijuana is NOT the funniest thing since Mormons.

Ka-BLAM!

[Raindrops on my cheese]

Good stuff.

It's not a particularly good movie, except for the singing. I enjoy it when the author of a flash makes his own music to fit the movie. PEOPLE HERE NEED TO QUIT PUTTING STUPID GODSMACK SONGS IN THEIR MOVIES!
Great work, dude.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I dont think you like Godsmack.

:D

[Bush: Liar]

Not that good.

This flash isn't that good. I happen to be a Bush supporter, but I'd say the same thing if this were a movie about Kerry. It's not funny or even actually political by any means. If you want to say something about a candidate, learn about them and then VALIDATE YOUR CLAIMS. Seriously, dude.
Better luck next time.

[Jim and Pendle #1]

I'll be honest

You probably just should've never submitted this one. Keep working. I know flash is hard. I gave up even trying to learn it after a few days, but if this is what you want to do, don't be one of those people who puts worthless crap on the site.
Anyway, better luck next time.

[To Floor A Ninja]

Cool. Fairly.

Cute ones always get me. That's why your score is high. I think.

Madelief responds:

I think so too.
Beware of the cuteness!!