OfficerHairdo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Moore Vs. O'Reilly]

I thought this was going to be propaganda

Until I read your comments, I thought it was a propaganda flash that didn't explain which side it was on, so I voted a zero. Then I read the comments and realized that this was a very good idea. I don't like people here on newgrounds telling me who to vote for, especially because most political flashes suck. However, just presenting the facts, and suggesting that we vote for who we believe in is great.
By the way, I know there wasn't much animation or drawing, but I liked it.
Sorry for voting a zero, I'll vote five for the next three days to make up for it.

[Tom and Clay - Episode 1]

Not real good, not real bad.

What was good:
About half of the humor.
I kinda liked Tom. For some reason. I think it was his mouth
The credits.

What was not good:
About half of the humor.
Clay. Clay is wayyyyy to stereotypical. Loosen him up a bit, maybe? I mean Tom is sterotypical too, but the irritable short guy gets old way faster than the big stupid lummox.
The pace. Turtle.

I'm sure if you polish this up a bit, episode 2 will be a lot better.
Good luck.

Instinkt responds:

Haha, I guess people like big bumbling oafs better than annoying assholes. Heh, I really like Tom's mouth too. Best feature, IMO. Clay's throbbing eye is pretty cool too, you know.

The writing is admittedly weak. Don't worry, next time around it'll be much better. So will the animation. The pace will be faster as well.

Glad you liked the credits. Always wanted an excuse to sneak Led Zeppelin into one of my flashes.

Thank you for your well wishing, I hope to do better next time.

[Elisha the Cruel]

Some people are such dummys

I don't think that half the people watching this realize that this actually takes place in the Bible. Of course, I'm a Christian, and my father, being a pastor, would point out all the funny Bible stories for me when I was really young so i could read them instead of listening to his sermons. I guess maybe most people don't know this one.

Oh, some total moron told you that you mispelled "Elisha." He says his name is "Elijah" and it's spelled with a 'j.' Don't people even understand that they were two different guys.

I love it. "Go on up, you old bald head."

[TEDM - Stump F*cker]

Not bad, not good.

If you want people to think your song is funny, maybe you should rerecord the song and try not to laugh while you sing it. Laughing at your own jokes is a fairly bad deal, but laughing during your own comeday song is horrid.
I thought it would've been really funny if it hadn't been filled with awkward laughter.

Good luck on your future very offensive songs.

[Hot Slobs Movie Trailer]

Well, two things

A. You spelled "restaraunt" wrong. Learn how to spell, ass-piece.
B. I liked it a lot. Especially the name "Swisher Sweets."

You're not an ass-piece. I was fooling.

[Percival Attergast]

Huh?

I'm really confused. People keep saying this is a big rip-off of a popular flash series. I don't think it's a rip-off.

Wait. I'm hungry. I think I'll go eat some SALAD. With my FINGERS.

You could be awesome at this stuff. Just try to be a bit more orignal next time.

[Pencil Pot Smoker]

All right!

Most movies on Newgrounds that feature marijuana use suck balls. They're stupid and pointless. This one is very very good. I loved it.

[Snes World Tournament 2]

I gave this a full score

Because OF COURSE Ryu would win. No doubt about it, playa.
Other than that I gotta admit I really didn't enjoy it that much.

[An American Hero]

I didn't like this or really dislike this per se.

But I had to leave a review because some foreign guy was badmouthing the entire United States again, and I didn't want his review to be ont top.
I hate it how foreign newgrounds users (esp. europeans) are always saying in their reviews how all americans are ignorant and arrogant.

Isn't that a grand display of both ignorance and arrogance in and of itself.

Seriously. They must just be jealous. Sure, we have our problems, but people are people. There are as many assholes percentagewise in every country in the world as there are in the States. (Except for France. There's a few more in France.)

(This is not intended to offend any foreign Newgrounds Members who don't already hate America)

[Jim, the cow and the rake]

Not bad.

I don't think this'll get blammed dude. So good job there. You're right, this isn't front page stuff, but just think about this: Next time you make a movie, there'll be a little bar at the bottom of the screen saying, "Other submissions by Lee Booyet." You'll be so proud to be a multi-movie author. And hey, you're only 13, so I'm sure you'll be awesome at this in a few years.
Keep it up.

Wertypo responds:

Thanks, and I was actually 11 at the time I made this.