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Good work

Unlike what our little friend, gotenlittlesaiyan, the genius, had to say about your movie, I thought it was good. I thought your computer one was even better.

Keep making fun of dragonball kids,
Officer H

Nope.

One of the biggest problems with your movie was plot. I don't care how bad the animation in a movie is, as long as the plot keeps me interested. Yours blew. I'm going to give you a bit of a break because I looked at your profile and
A. You're 15
B. You enjoy rap music
C. Two of your favorite movies are the Fast and the Furious movies.

But seriously. Your animation's all right, your spelling, punctuation, plot, and sense of humor need a lot of work.

By the way, you don't need to make it clear a hundred times that Tails is going out with Amy. I figured it out the first four times he said it within five seconds of one another.

Better luck next time.

Yoshiking2 responds:

well i understand what you mean and unlike other reviews I'm not gonna barge at you with comments although i will say this...........
At least give me a break for 1st try

Mind-numbingly amazing!

Way to catagorize every single kid out there who thinks he understands music by listening to "Hot Topic Emo." (I realize that some real emo is actually okay.) I saw your Hitler movie, and I was pleased to see that you did a whole movie on the emo kid. Emo is a totally underused subject for humiliation here at newgrounds, and I hope that someday you will find one of your movies on the front page of newgrounds.

I've seen that your movie has been getting low scores, so it is my personal mission to give this movie a 5 every day, until it gets at least a 2. Just like I'm going to try to drop the score of "Things that piss me off" (by some stupid angry kid)like a rock.

I wish you the best of luck.

InSaNo-mOnKeY responds:

thanks dude, your review was awesome. i plan on doing another emo movie soon, one thats longer and more intersting that the last. i hope you enjoy it too.

Perfect!

Oh, yeah.
Finally a flash movie that involves Hitler, Carrot Top, and an emo kid.
Ha! Emo freakin' PUSSIES!
Great job. Especially the "emo" glasses.

You had me for a little bit.

I was all like, "Captain Planet, man.... sweet!" And when your video started up, I was all like, "Awesome! Planeteers!"
And then there was the G.W. Bush thing, and I was all like, "Uh, oh. This is kind of going downhill fast..."
And then it got into all of those animated gifs and I was all like, "What the hell? He didn't even draw this stuff!"
And then it kept going and going and going. Even after the song was over. I was thoroughly pissed, dude.
That's not clever- It is not clever to put a bunch of cutesy animated gifs all over the place for a minute straight while playing a song that is "retro." That's like what Hot Topic is doing to malls! "Buy this shirt with Sesame Street on it! It's retro- and here's a Good Charlotte album! Boo-yah!"
If you're gonna make a Captain Planet movie, MAKE A CAPTAIN PLANET MOVIE!

Ka-Blam!

Things to improve on

I'm just learning flash, so there's no way I'm mocking you. Just trying to help you know what to work on.

A. Lots of the words go off the screen. A little hard to read.

B. The movie is very slow. It's a decent concept, but to roll with it, you'll need a quicker plot and snappier dialogue.

C. Don't worry so much about artwork yet. I would give a beautifully animated piece of crap a zero long before a trashy looking movie that made me laugh.

D. Don't give up. I'm sure you can make some really funny stuff. If you ever want some encouragement, watch the movie entitled, "Things That Piss Me Off." It makes your movie look like it was made by Leonardo DaVinci, Stan Lee, and Fellini. I seem to have a personal vendetta against "Things That Piss Me Off," don't I? I probably do. I'm going to go give it another 0. You should, too.

I'm giving your film a 2, which should be enough to keep it alive for a whle.
Make another.
Make it better.

OMG! ROTFLMAO! LOL! lololololol! :)

I thought that the internet shorthand might make you feel good about your work.
That was the outright FUNNIEST thing I've ever seen!
It was so hilarious and clever of you to make what looks like a piece of yummy sushi turn into frog's skin, (ha,) frog's eggs, (ha ha ha,) and LIZARD STOMACH, (OH GOODNESS I JUST PISSED IN MY PANTS DUE TO YOUR CREATIVE AND INTELLIGENT HUMOR!)
This is almost as funny as the newgrounds "favorite," "Things that piss me off."
Which is not actually funny at all.

Coupla tips..

If you're going to do a fanimutation,
A. Do not use Colin Machrie- you should really just leave him to Neil.
B. Do not use Strong Bad- Strong Bad at Homestar Runner is much better than Strong Bad in what is probably one of the lowest forms of complicated flash videos- fanimutations. If this were the real thing, I would still stick to my guns.
Other than that, you're okay.

Well, there's always tomorrow.

You know, I thouh your flash was hilarious when that big asian guy said, "I B Needin' some Influences." For the rest of the movie I wanted to poke my eyes out. Fortunately, there wasn't any sound past the beginning music, so I didn't have to cut my ears off too.

Try to stick to funny and violent stuff. I don't know who this "Toshiro Ono" is, and I don't know how his cheese is pimp.

Sorry man, better luck next time

Great Flash!

As a Bush supporter, I'd like to congratulate you. You've realized the actual reason for the invasion of Iraq. (That and the threat of global terrorism.)

Seriously good stuff.

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